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You Won’t Laugh

a collection of degenerated thoughts, inside jokes, and epic moments.

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“Look, let me be the middle-aged woman I am”

15

Fast & Frightening

L7

Fast & Frightening

Wesht Coasht

Wesht Coasht

Kaleidoscope

“Kaleidoscope” by Ray Bradbury, 1949

Kaleidoscope

Casual billiard outfits

Casual billiard outfits

Pesci a fiotti sui trabocchi

Pesci a fiotti sui trabocchi

Eros nei Tholos

Eros nei Tholos

Bragon

Bragon

Con due fratelli sui Monti Gemelli

Con due fratelli sui Monti Gemelli

Giochi di mano al Guerriero di Capestrano

Giochi di mano al Guerriero di Capestrano

Vado di Corna

Vado di Corna

Moloko plus

Moloko plus

La bi-curiosa con la Presentosa

La bi-curiosa con la Presentosa

Quote

Someone in Naples once said: “I’m so ahead of time that when I look behind me, I only see the future”

Quote

Welcome to Cockullo

Welcome to Cockullo

AC/DC

AC/DC

Il vecchio libertino della Valle del Chiarino

Il vecchio libertino della Valle del Chiarino

Let's get kinky tra i Calanchi!

Let’s get kinky tra i Calanchi!

In reggicalze e frustino sul Sirente-Velino

In reggicalze e frustino sul Sirente-Velino

Irresistibile voglia sull'Altopiano delle Cinque Miglia

Irresistibile voglia sull’Altopiano delle Cinque Miglia

Oppression

Oppression

Grüße aus Berlin

Grüße aus Berlin

Black Friday

Black Friday

Feminism

Just another day in a Berlin swimming pool

Feminism

W la fregna di Roccascalegna

W la fregna di Roccascalegna

Mai più moscio a Rocca Calascio

Mai più moscio a Rocca Calascio

Men

Men just wanna have their cake and eat it too

Men

Berlin clubs' new fetish

Berlin clubs’ new fetish

Nursery

Nursery

Bad news, good news

“Ma’am, we have a bad and a good news. The bad one is that your baby is wrapped around his neck… The good one is that it’s not the umbilical cord: it’s his penis!”

Bad news, good news

Tossi Kelly

Tossi Kelly

Orgasmi a bizzeffe nelle Grotte di Stiffe

Orgasmi a bizzeffe nelle Grotte di Stiffe

Viva

“Viva” by Anna Biller, 2007

Viva

Desiderio nascosto al Lago di Campotosto

Desiderio nascosto al Lago di Campotosto

Amore di gruppo tra i faggi del Ceppo

Amore di gruppo tra i faggi del Ceppo

Cascate della Morricanal

Cascate della Morricanal

Sunday morning

Sunday morning

Parlamento italiano 2022

Italian Parliament 2022

Parlamento italiano 2022

Berlin the place to be

Berlin the place to be

W Cliff Dr

(aka false, happy memories)

W Cliff Dr

Adulterio tra le Gole del Sagittario

Adulterio tra le Gole del Sagittario

Compost

Wish I was compost

Compost

La Guerra Degli Antò

“It takes balls to move to Amsterdam, but it takes balls to stay in Montesilvano too”

La guerra degli Antò

Moon

Moon

Condom

Everywhere shield me

Condom

Pussy sul Tirino

Pussy sul Tirino

Le ninfe piccanti delle Cento Fonti

Le ninfe piccanti delle Cento Fonti

Sesso violento nella Valle dell’Orfento

Sesso violento nella Valle dell’Orfento

Incontro lascivo a Prati di Tivo

Incontro lascivo a Prati di Tivo

PTSD

PTSD

La dominatrice di Roccamorice

La dominatrice di Roccamorice

Porno sul Corno

Porno sul Corno

Magnotta 2.0

Magnotta 2.0

7UP

7UP

Italy is that country where random strangers have to disapprove your clothing, despite having to rush to the church to assist your collapsed grandma who lies on the floor, while their mass goes on…

“Cover yourself, you’re showing everything off”, “Actually, when the Lord made me, he made me naked”

Italy IV

Italy is that country where you go the the post office for a pension fund, but instead you end up having an unwanted therapy session with a random employee who insists on understanding the reasons why you don’t want kids

Italy III

Italy is that country where a random, nosy nurse insists on understanding the reasons why you chose to study Art in Naples (instead of going to Macerata like her daughter)

Italy II

Italy is that country where a random cashier feels entitled to maliciously wish you a “nice evening” if you buy Vaseline in broad daylight

Italy I

Memories

Memories

Lou X

Lou X

Perspectives

“After my Biology Bachelor’s Degree, I want to get a Master’s Degree abroad, and then try to get in the Forensic Sciences Department”, “Would killing myself with gas put my neighbors in danger?”

Perspectives

Quell’albergo a ore a Campo Imperatore

Quell’albergo a ore a Campo Imperatore

Orge senz’etica a Fonte Vetica

Orge senz’etica a Fonte Vetica

Le gole profonde del Salinello

Le gole profonde del Salinello

Una porcella sulla Maiella

Una porcella sulla Maiella

Corna sul Corno

Corna sul Corno

RIP

RIP

Sweet talk

“Chill out, it means nothing”

Sweet talk

Contraband bdsm

Contraband bdsm

Fishnets

Fishnets

Locals only II

Locals only II

Wasps

Wasps

Locals only

Locals only

Benefit of the doubt

Benefit of the doubt my ass

Benefit of the doubt

Il Bucaliffo

Il Bucaliffo

Titanic

Titanic

Amyl and the Schnitzels

Amyl and the Schnitzels

Fiat Spider Rossa

(aka unhappy memories)

Fiat Spider Rossa

Cellulite Cream

Cellulite cream

First time

Basically, the first time is bad then only the first ones are the good ones

First time

Tweezers

Tweezers

Love me like a reptile

Love me like a reptile

Dreaming of sublimation

Sublimation

Smoke ring

Smoke ring

Naked & Free

Naked & Free

4:30 am

The toughest hour

4:30 am

Physics applied to the human condition

In every case in which no heat is exchanged, or when the heat exchanged is negligible, the future behaves exactly like the past

Physics applied to the human condition

Ratiche

L’addor de li ratc’

Ratiche

Sex Suppliers

Sex Suppliers

Berlin U-Bahn II

Berlin U-Bahn II

A pecora tra le pecore

The sequel of “Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso”. A movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre

A pecora tra le pecore

Love

Love

Staring

“A person who stares into your eyes for over 5 seconds, either wants to kill you or to fuck you”

Staring

Life on Earth

“I don’t give a damn about being saved cause I’ll keep existing till I’ll burn into the sun… It’s you who dug your own early grave”

Life on Earth

Zoosafari

Hippopotamus can live up to 50 years. I wonder if the one of the zoo in Fasano I threw (as a child) a Kinder Brioss right in the throat while it was yawning is still alive

Zoosafari

Taste of Art

Taste of Art

Zen

“Come on, take it easy… Be Zen!”, “Zenocide”

Zen

Valentine’s Day

“Certain men only have balls to cum in yer mouth. Happy Valentine’s Day”

Valentine´s Day

Cioè

“I sucked my boyfriend’s nipple. Am I pregnant?”

Cioè

OkGummo

Dating App

Beretta

“Wow! Whose the villa on that island?”, “It’s Beretta’s”, “The Salami Family?”, “Ehm, nope”

Beretta

Reminder

Mistrust those who dissociate themselves from themselves

Reminder

School day

School day

Microfluidics

Microfluidics

Merda!

Merda!

Clowns quoting other clowns

Clowns quoting other clowns

Songs for whims

Songs for whims

The Master and Margarita

“Hey miss, do you have The Master and Margarita by Bungalow?”

The Master and Margarita

2022 property

“My name’s Anna Piera, whose boyfriend are you?” (Dear peers who, in 2022, start off by asking “whose girlfriend are you?”: what’s wrong with you?)

2022 property

Conversations

“This morning, while biking, I saew a women sitting in front of the bank, shoving a thermometer up her doggy’s ass”, “My day started out fighting with Romanians in the junkyard of Bologna”

Conversations

Consigli d’amore

“If he sleeps with a tit in his mouth, put your tit in his mouth!”

Consigli d´amore

Spirito del Natale

“Goddammit!”

Spirito del Natale

a.C. / d.C.

a.C. / d.C.

La philosophie dans le stade

“The stadium is another form of theater”

La philosophie dans le stade

L’arca di No Eh!

“Animals aren’t allowed!”

L´arca di No Eh!

’O melon

Have you ever wondered about the fact that if the title of the movie “Home Alone” wasn’t translated in Italian, for the Neapolitans it would go down in history as “The Watermelon”?

´O melon

Mothers’ wisdom

“Life is like the stairs of a chicken coop: short and full of shit”

Mothers´ wisdom

5 years

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

5 years

The Sapiosexuals

The Sapiosexuals

Papa Beaver’s U8 Storytime

“Papa Beaver tell us what you saw on the U8!”

Papa Beaver’s U8 Storytime

Post-COVID side effects

“It will pass”

Post-COVID side effects

Alexander Fleming

“Do whatever you want, you’re a fully grown up, vaccinated… ah no”

Alexander Fleming

Scema

Fool

Scema

L’ironia della sorte

The irony of fate is knowing precisely when someone will disappear

L´ironia della sorte

Sex in the sea

“I wonder if he’s still thinking about me”

Sex in the sea

Sicily 2021

“Excuse me! The trash is on fire! Can you please do something?”, “Mmh… We’ll see…”, “Shall we put it out ourself?”, “It wouldn’t make any difference”

Sicily 2021

Certi amori

Certain loves are like a recurring dream, whose familiar, reassuring, and beautiful places dissolve upon awakening, and you realize that nothing you’ve seen or experienced was true, except what you’ve felt

Certi amori

Eachcock

Eachcock

Possibilities

Possibilities

Über 21

Über 21

Sailor Jupiter

“I’m the tallest therefore I’m Sailor Jupiter. You can be Sailor Mercury”, “I don’t wanna be Sailor Mercury, I’m Sailor Jupiter!”, “I’m Sailor Jupiter not Sailor Mars!”

Sailor Jupiter

Love minerals

Love minerals

Pezzo di merda

Piece of shit

Pezzo di merda

Beyoncé

Beyoncé

Abruzzo hairstyle

La mammar’ de li spirn (untranslatable)

Abruzzo hairstyle

Balls Whisperers

Balls Whisperers

Bitches in Towel

Bitches in Towel

Lost in translation

(“Keine Ahnung” means “no idea”)

Lost in translation

Catcalling II

“Hey there beauty! I’d like to get my hands on your ass!”, “Why, don’t you have a cock?!”

Catcalling II

Mother!

Mother!

Catcalling

“Hey there beauty, you got an ass that speaks for itself!”, “And what did it tell you: asshole ?”

Catcalling

Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso

A movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre, starring Rocco Siffredi

Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso

The bright side of a pandemic

The bright side of the pandemic

Gay farm

Gay farm

Brad Pitt on a Bad Trip

Brad Pitt on a Bad Trip

Perfect potatoes

“My secret for perfect roasted potatoes? Forgetting them in the oven!”

Perfect potatoes

T9

“As Anna Piera would say: squirt”

T9

Grillmeister

Grillmeister

Vivo a Berlino IV

I live in Berlin. When I feel up to I do squats in the middle of the street. “I do squats, and I’m proud of it!”

Vivo a Berlino IV

Fine line

The fine line between being a gentleman, and being a fool

Fine line

Earthquake

“Go back to sleep my love, it’s just a mouse”

Earthquake

Ros Angeles

Ros Angeles

Pasquetta 2021

Pasquetta 2021

You Won’t Move III

Jabba the Hutt

You Won´t Move III

You Won’t Move II

Neon Genesis Evangelion

You Won´t Move II

Køvid bleibt

Køvid bleibt

You Won’t Move

Lucì Antoniette

You Won´t Move

Gossip

Gossip

OnlyCans II

OnlyCans II

Memoirs of Hadrian

“I’m still reading Memoirs of Hadrian” (check Urban Dictionary for “Kitammuort” English definition)

Memoirs of Hadrian

Piss compress

“It’s only chilblains. I’m treating it by applying piss compresses on them!”

Piss compress

OnlyCans

OnlyCans

Female curator

Female curator

Quasimodo Pony

Quasimodo Pony

LA sunset

“Omg what a sunset, what a light!”, “Anna Piera it’s just the fridge light”

LA sunset

1 January 2021

1 January 2021

Veneno

Veneno

Big Hand Theory

Big Hand Theory

Persuasion

“Do you want another cocktail?”

Persuasion

Social Media Terrorist

“As they say in Abu Dhabi: ashbxjhascwiluc”

Social Media Terrorist

Random sketch

Random sketch

Hallo!

Hallo!

Madonna

Virgin Mary drools blood

Madonna

E.T.

“Fuck me Elliott”

E.T.

Spotify 2020 wrapped

Spotify 2020 wrapped

Born to kill

Born to kill

Believe in yourself

People who never believed in you who tell you to believe in yourself

Believe in yourself

Breath, sigh

Inspira, sospira

Bullet dodger

Bullet dodger

Helloweed

Helloweed

Art!

Art

Life

Life

Demonic Orgy

Orgia demoniaca

Andy the Agony Uncle

“Do it like the praying mantis does: first you fuck ‘em then you kill ‘em”

La posta del cuore di Andy

Postcard II

Postcard II

Ostsee

Ostsee

Elisabetta Fajer

Elisabetta Fajer

What´s your favorite movie?

Fav movies

Date night

Date night

Ikea mirror

Ikea mirror

Postcard

Postcard I

Warning

“It is but a short step from a spritz to aids”

Avvertimenti

Le coeur Dieu chen

Le coeur Dieu chien

Red flags

Red flags

Forever 34

Forever 34

Kahlúa & Cocaine

Kahlúa & Cocaina

Lingerie

Lingerie

Death by edibles

Death by edibles

You Won´t Fuck VI

“I´m not wearing any face mask”, “Can I see your lips?”