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You Won’t Laugh

a collection of degenerated thoughts, inside jokes, and epic moments.

Visual Portfolio, Posts & Image Gallery for WordPress

Tweezers

Tweezers

Love me like a reptile

Love me like a reptile

Dreaming of sublimation

Sublimation

Smoke ring

Smoke ring

Naked & Free

Naked & Free

4:30 am

The toughest hour

4:30 am

Physics applied to the human condition

In every case in which no heat is exchanged, or when the heat exchanged is negligible, the future behaves exactly like the past.

Physics applied to the human condition

Ratiche

L´addor de li ratc´

Ratiche

Sex Suppliers

Sex Suppliers

Berlin U-Bahn II

Berlin U-Bahn II

A pecora tra le pecore

The sequel of “Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso”, a movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre

A pecora tra le pecore

Love

Love

Staring

“A person who stares into your eyes for over 5 seconds, either wants to kill you or to fuck you”

Staring

Life on Earth

“I don´t give a damn about being saved cause I´ll keep existing till I´ll burn into the sun… It´s you who dug your own early grave”

Life on Earth

Zoosafari

Hippopotamus can live up to 50 years. I wonder if the one of the zoo in Fasano I threw (as a child) a Kinder Brioss right in the throat while it was yawning is still alive

Zoosafari

Taste of Art

Taste of Art

Zen

“Come on, take it easy… Be Zen!”, “Zenocide”

Zen

Valentine´s Day

“Certain men only have balls to cum in yer mouth. Happy Valentine´s Day”

Valentine´s Day

Cioè

“I sucked my boyfriend´s nipple. Am I pregnant?”

Cioè

OkGummo

Dating App

Beretta

“Wow! Whose the villa on that island?”, “It´s Beretta´s”, “The Salami Family?”, “Ehm, nope”

Beretta

Reminder

Mistrust those who dissociate themselves from themselves

Reminder

School day

School day

Microfluidics

Microfluidics

Merda!

Merda!

Clowns quoting other clowns

Clowns quoting other clowns

Songs for whims

Songs for whims

The Master and Margarita

“Hey miss, do you have The Master and Margarita by Bungalow?”

The Master and Margarita

2022 property

“My name´s Anna Piera, whose boyfriend are you?” (Dear peers who, in 2022, start off by asking “whose girlfriend are you?”: what´s wrong with you?)

2022 property

Conversations

“This morning, while biking, I saew a women sitting in front of the bank, shoving a thermometer up her doggy´s ass”, “My day started out fighting with Romanians in the junkyard of Bologna”

Conversations

Consigli d´amore

“If he sleeps with a tit in his mouth, put your tit in his mouth!”

Consigli d´amore

Spirito del Natale

“Goddammit!”

Spirito del Natale

a.C. / d.C.

a.C. / d.C.

La philosophie dans le stade

“The stadium is another form of theater”

La philosophie dans le stade

L´arca di No Eh!

“Animals aren´t allowed!”

L´arca di No Eh!

´O melon

Have you ever wondered about the fact that if the title of the movie “Home Alone” wasn´t translated in Italian, for the Neapolitans it would go down in history as “The Watermelon”?

´O melon

Mothers´ wisdom

“Life is like the stairs of a chicken coop: short and full of shit”

Mothers´ wisdom

5 years

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

5 years

The Sapiosexuals

The Sapiosexuals

Papa Beaver's U8 Storytime

“Papa Beaver tell us what you saw on the U8!”

Papa Beaver’s U8 Storytime

Post-COVID side effects

“It will pass”

Post-COVID side effects

Alexander Fleming

“Do whatever you want, you´re a fully grown up, vaccinated… ah no”

Alexander Fleming

Scema

Fool

Scema

L´ironia della sorte

The irony of fate is knowing precisely when someone will disappear

L´ironia della sorte

Sex in the sea

“I wonder if he´s still thinking about me”

Sex in the sea

Sicily 2021

“Excuse me! The trash is on fire! Can you please do something?”, “Mmh… We’ll see…”, “Shall we put it out ourself?”, “It wouldn’t make any difference”

Sicily 2021

Certi amori

Certain loves are like a recurring dream, whose familiar, reassuring, and beautiful places dissolve upon awakening, and you realize that nothing you´ve seen or experienced was true, except what you´ve felt

Certi amori

Eachcock

Eachcock

Possibilities

Possibilities

Über 21

Über 21

Sailor Jupiter

“I´m the tallest therefore I´m Sailor Jupiter. You can be Sailor Mercury”, “I don´t wanna be Sailor Mercury, I´m Sailor Jupiter!”, “I´m Sailor Jupier not Sailor Mars!”

Sailor Jupiter

Love minerals

Love minerals

Pezzo di merda

Piece of shit

Pezzo di merda

Beyoncé

Beyoncé

Abruzzo hairstyle

La mammar´ de li spirn (untranslatable)

Abruzzo hairstyle

Balls Whisperers

Balls Whisperers

Bitches in Towel

Bitches in Towel

Lost in translation

(“Keine Ahnung” means “no idea”)

Lost in translation

Catcalling II

“Hey there beauty! I´d like to get my hands on your ass!”, “Why, don´t you have a cock?!”

Catcalling II

Mother!

Mother!

Catcalling

“Hey there beauty, you got an ass that speaks for itself!”, “And what did it tell you: asshole ?”

Catcalling

Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso

A movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre, starring Rocco Siffredi

Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso

The bright side of a pandemic

The bright side of the pandemic

Gay farm

Gay farm

Brad Pitt on a Bad Trip

Brad Pitt on a Bad Trip

Perfect potatoes

“My secret for perfect roasted potatoes? Forgetting them in the oven!”

Perfect potatoes

T9

“As Anna Piera would say: squirt”

T9

Grillmeister

Grillmeister

Vivo a Berlino IV

I live in Berlin. When I feel up to I do squats in the middle of the street. “I do squats, and I´m proud of it!”

Vivo a Berlino IV

Fine line

The fine line between being a gentleman, and being a fool

Fine line

Earthquake

“Go back to sleep my love, it´s just a mouse”

Earthquake

Ros Angeles

Ros Angeles

Pasquetta 2021

Pasquetta 2021

You Won´t Move III

Jabba the Hutt

You Won´t Move III

You Won´t Move II

Neon Genesis Evangelion

You Won´t Move II

Køvid bleibt

Køvid bleibt

You Won´t Move

Lucì Antoniette

You Won´t Move

Gossip

Gossip

OnlyCans II

OnlyCans II

Memoirs of Hadrian

“I´m still reading Memoirs of Hadrian” (check Urban Dictionary for “Kitammuort”´s English definition)

Memoirs of Hadrian

Piss compress

“It´s only chilblains. I´m treating it by applying piss compresses on them!”

Piss compress

OnlyCans

OnlyCans

Female curator

Female curator

Quasimodo Pony

Quasimodo Pony

LA sunset

“Omg what a sunset, what a light!”, “Anna Piera it´s just the fridge light”

LA sunset

1 January 2021

1 January 2021

Veneno

Veneno

Big Hand Theory

Big Hand Theory

Persuasion

“Do you want another cocktail?”

Persuasion

Social Media Terrorist

“As they say in Abu Dhabi: ashbxjhascwiluc”

Social Media Terrorist

Random sketch

Random sketch

Hallo!

Hallo!

Madonna

Virgin Mary drools blood

Madonna

E.T.

“Fuck me Elliott”

E.T.

Spotify 2020 wrapped

Spotify 2020 wrapped

Born to kill

Born to kill

Believe in yourself

People who never believed in you who tell you to believe in yourself

Believe in yourself

Breath, sigh

Inspira, sospira

Bullet dodger

Bullet dodger

Helloweed

Helloweed

Art!

Art

Life

Life

Demonic Orgy

Orgia demoniaca

Andy the Agony Uncle

“Do it like the praying mantis does: first you fuck ‘em then you kill ‘em”

La posta del cuore di Andy

Postcard II

Postcard II

Ostsee

Ostsee

Elisabetta Fajer

Elisabetta Fajer

What´s your favorite movie?

Fav movies

Date night

Date night

Ikea mirror

Ikea mirror

Postcard

Postcard I

Warning

“It is but a short step from a spritz to aids”

Avvertimenti

Le coeur Dieu chen

Le coeur Dieu chien

Red flags

Red flags

Forever 34

Forever 34

Kahlúa & Cocaine

Kahlúa & Cocaina

Lingerie

Lingerie

Death by edibles

Death by edibles

You Won´t Fuck VI

“I´m not wearing any face mask”, “Can I see your lips?”

You Won´t Fuck VI

Jeans Eng

Jeans Eng

You Won´t Fuck V

You Won´t Fuck V

You Won´t Fuck IV

You Won´t Fuck IV

Pandemia

The pandemic takes all the holidays away

Pandemia

Splinter

“Did you know that you’re more likely to get tetanus from a splinter than from a nail? Bye!”

Schegge

Never meet your heroes

“Cristina D’Avena can you sing me a song??”, “No”

Never meet your heroes

Lockdown thoughts

Why do I think I look prettier lately? Is it because I get less stressed out by the people, or is it because I have no one to compare myself to anymore?

Lockdown thoughts

<3

<3

You Won´t Fuck III

You Won´t Fuck III

You Won´t Fuck II

“Hello there beauty, I´d like to know you…”

You Won´t Fuck II

You Won´t Fuck

You Won´t Fuck I

Coronavirus

Coronavirus

Boccaccio

Boccaccio

( o )

( o )

Voices

“I’ve just felt a rain drop”, “Yes, I’ve heard voices too…”

Voci

Berlin U-Bahn

Berlin U-Bahn

Berlin tree

Berlin tree

Rage Against The Canine

Rage Against The Canine

MoMA

Barbato/Smollin private collection

MoMA

Display of affection

“These lips!”

Display of affection

Le Roi du Style

“Don’t make a fool of yourself”

Le Roi du Style

What is love

Love is just a Stockholm Syndrome that never stopped dreaming

What is love

Nippola

Nippola

L´Albero Azzurro

L´Albero Azzurro

High pussy eyes

High pussy eyes

Maestra Elisa

Maestra Elisa

Elegance

“You´re grosser than shit”

Elegance

Threatening letters

I know everything about you Anna Paola

Threatening letters

Iqos

“Who´s smoking an Iqos?”

Iqos

Sidecar

Sidecar

Massimo Pericolo II

Massimo Pericolo II

A dick of a cold

A dick of a cold

Saittelle

(Sewer)

Saittelle

Give it to me

Dammelo

Pin-Up Mag

Pin-Up´s erotic advices: Half blowjobs. Free eyeliner!

Pin-Up Mag

La Pomponiera

La Pomponiera

Poison High

Poison High

Massimo Pericolo

Massimo Pericolo I

Beyond the Streets

Beyond the Streets

The smoking angels

The smoking angels

420

420

Guilty pleasure

Guilty pleasure

Spit

Spit

Sepe

Sepe

Kkade

Kkade

Eiaculazione feroce

Eiaculazione feroce

Family portrait

Family portrait

Miss Brauchen

Miss Brauchen

Rain outfit

Rain outfit

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis

Antonio Mauriot

Antonio Mauriot

Vivo a Berlino III

I live in Berlin. When I feel up to, I hang from bars

Vivo a Berlino III

Goosebumps

Piccoli Brividi

Detective

Detective

Subdolo

Subdolo

Berlin´s bouquet

Berlin´s bouquet

Future tall people

Future tall people

Matchsticks

Matchsticks

People of Instagram

People of Instagram

Girls will be Girls

Girls will be Girls

Skype call

“The cat just vomited… And now it’s taking a shit”

Skype call

My Well-Endowed Pony

My Well-Endowed Pony

Milva the Stoner Dog

Milva the Stoner Dog

Italian anal beads

Italian anal beads

Lords of Chais

Lords of Chais

Sailor Sola

(Sailor Lonely)

Sailor Sola

Ragazzina

“Hey little girl”

Ragazzina

Potato's Watchmen

Guardiane

Elisa reader of the weed leaves

Reader of the weed leaves

Jelly Belly

Jelly Belly

RIP Luke

RIP Luke

Packaging tape

“Don´t buy any packaging tape, we got plenty”

Packaging tape

Friends

“Stop talking about me, I can hear you!”, “What do you want?!”, “What the fuck do you want?”, “Who the fuck is even considering you!”

Friends

Mother of clots

Madre di grumi

Arm Penis Man

Arm Penis Man

Evergreen

Evergreen

Fountain of Wisdom

Fountain of Wisdom

Girls hangout

“Weed? Speed?”, “We want cocks!”

Girls hangout

Kiss me

Kiss me

La Stuzzicacazzi

(The Cock Teaser)

La Stuzzicacazzi

Sturm und Drang of Love

Sturm und Drang dell´Amore

Andy the Hornytologist

Hornytologo

Self-haircut

“Do you like my bang? I cut it myself!”

Self-haircut

Word

“Sofia, since when people who don´t read can make fun of those who read?”

Word

Supermarket´s customer service

“The coops!”

Servizio clienti

Psychologists

“Excuse me but didn´t we have an appointment today?”, “That´s what that scribble on my agenda was!”

Psychologist

Turn me off

“I´ve been at the pharmacy…”

Turn me off

La Parruschettiera

La Parruschettiera

Culwatching

Culwatching

Boogie Nights

“Long hair, anal sex. Short hair, blowjobs”

Boogie Nights

LA squirrels

LA squirrels

Where is Willy?

Where is Willy?

Stoners II

“Tell him we are ready to get out”

Stoners II

It´s a gift!

It´s a gift!

Pasqua problems III

1996. Diana gave birth to her puppies today. However, today isn´t May 9th. Today´s Easter.

Pasqua Problems III

Mom on Sykpe

“It´s been such a long time since the last time I´ve held you this way”

Mom on Skype

Modesty

“I think that Ottavio´s always been in love with you”, “I wouldn´t be surprised about it…”

Modesty

B&B towels

Kids´towels in Andy´s B&B

B&B towels

Gummo

Gummo

Bulky boobs

For a handful of mochi

Bulky boobs

Drandy

Drandy

Death by Photoshop

Death by Photoshop

Brava Giovanna

“Well done, Giovanna… Well done”

Brava Giovanna

Simona

“Simona you´re fake!”

Simona

M.L.M.

M.L.M.

Baby

Baby

Illuminated Alcoholic Scientists

White Wine & Mango

S.A.I.

Suitors

Pretendenti

Chop

Chop

Zingara

“That´s so hilarious!”

Zingara

Greetings from Vietnam

Greetings from Vietnam

Wrong way

Wrong way

It´s ok to be gay

It´s ok to be gay

Medüse Kebap

Berlin food

Skunk

Skunk

Virility

“I´M SO FUCKING VIRIL!!”

Virility

Cum fog

Cum fog

Hot father

F.I.L.F.

Birthday presents

“Hey Gianni, what would you get uncle Simone for his birthday?”, “Another crutch”

Birthday presents

Good buy!

Good buy!

Krankenhaus

“Doctor…”

Krankenhaus

Bad taste

“That´s not true! A bad taste doesn´t necessary make a woman a whore!”, “Indeed. She´s a whore with bad taste”

Bad taste

K

K

Christmas letter

Sometimes I´m aggressive, but I´m cool!

Christmas letter

Please to meet you

“Please to meet you, my name´s Elisa… And I´m leaving!”

Please to meet you

Bruises

“I got legs all over my bruises”

Lividi

Modern Love

Handjob at the playground?

Modern love

Happy camping

Happy camping

Awakenings

“He´s gone”

Risvegli

Women´s Day

Pizza Ormoni: Morning-after pill and Würstel

Women´s Day

Berlin´s bathrooms

“Could you hold the door for me while I pee?”

Berlin´s bathrooms

LA streets

“Wow! Here the streets are written in Chinese too!”

LA streets

No thanks

“I could marry you and get you pregnant if you want”, “No thanks”

No thanks

Berlin fashion

Berlin fashion

Deal

“I´ll give €10 if you dance on the table”, “Also naked if you want”

Deal

Sognai

Sognai

What´s your job?

“Auntie, what´s your job?”, “I work in a gallery Gianni”, “No way! How long does it take you to dig them?” (“gallery” means both “gallery” and “tunnel” in Italian)

What´s your job?

Pride of Stupidity

“Uncle Simone you´re the pride of… STUPIDITY!

Proud of Stupidity

Ambitions

“So you really like cinema, uh? Tell me, what would you like to be a movie director when you grow up?, “Mmh no”, “An actor?”, “No”, “Would you like to own a cinema?”, “No… I wanna sell popcorns”

Ambitions

Arguments

“I´m really mad at you! What do you have inside that head?”, “The skull!”