a collection of degenerated thoughts, inside jokes, and epic moments.
Black Friday
Feminism
Just another day in a Berlin swimming pool
W la fregna di Roccascalegna
Mai più moscio a Rocca Calascio
Men
Men just wanna have their cake and eat it too
Berlin clubs' new fetish
Nursery
Bad news, good news
“Ma’am, we have a bad and a good news. The bad one is that your baby is wrapped around his neck… The good one is that it’s not the umbilical cord: it’s his penis!”
Tossi Kelly
Orgasmi a bizzeffe nelle Grotte di Stiffe
Viva
“Viva” by Anna Biller, 2007
Desiderio nascosto al Lago di Campotosto
Amore di gruppo tra i faggi del Ceppo
Cascate della Morricanal
Sunday morning
Parlamento italiano 2022
Italian Parliament 2022
Berlin the place to be
W Cliff Dr
(aka false, happy memories)
Adulterio tra le Gole del Sagittario
Compost
Wish I was compost
La Guerra Degli Antò
“It takes balls to move to Amsterdam, but it takes balls to stay in Montesilvano too”
Moon
Condom
Everywhere shield me
Pussy sul Tirino
Le ninfe piccanti delle Cento Fonti
Sesso violento nella Valle dell’Orfento
Incontro lascivo a Prati di Tivo
PTSD
La dominatrice di Roccamorice
Porno sul Corno
Magnotta 2.0
7UP
Italy is that country where random strangers have to disapprove your clothing, despite having to rush to the church to assist your collapsed grandma who lies on the floor, while their mass goes on…
“Cover yourself, you’re showing everything off”, “Actually, when the Lord made me, he made me naked”
Italy is that country where you go the the post office for a pension fund, but instead you end up having an unwanted therapy session with a random employee who insists on understanding the reasons why you don’t want kids
Italy is that country where a random, nosy nurse insists on understanding the reasons why you chose to study Art in Naples (instead of going to Macerata like her daughter)
Italy is that country where a random cashier feels entitled to maliciously wish you a “nice evening” if you buy Vaseline in broad daylight
Memories
Lou X
Perspectives
“After my Biology Bachelor’s Degree, I want to get a Master’s Degree abroad, and then try to get in the Forensic Sciences Department”, “Would killing myself with gas put my neighbors in danger?”
Quell’albergo a ore a Campo Imperatore
Orge senz’etica a Fonte Vetica
Le gole profonde del Salinello
Una porcella sulla Maiella
Corna sul Corno
RIP
Sweet talk
“Chill out, it means nothing”
Contraband bdsm
Fishnets
Locals only II
Wasps
Locals only
Benefit of the doubt
Benefit of the doubt my ass
Il Bucaliffo
Titanic
Amyl and the Schnitzels
Fiat Spider Rossa
(aka unhappy memories)
Cellulite Cream
First time
Basically, the first time is bad then only the first ones are the good ones
Tweezers
Love me like a reptile
Dreaming of sublimation
Smoke ring
Naked & Free
4:30 am
The toughest hour
Physics applied to the human condition
In every case in which no heat is exchanged, or when the heat exchanged is negligible, the future behaves exactly like the past
Ratiche
L’addor de li ratc’
Sex Suppliers
Berlin U-Bahn II
A pecora tra le pecore
The sequel of “Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso”. A movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre
Love
Staring
“A person who stares into your eyes for over 5 seconds, either wants to kill you or to fuck you”
Life on Earth
“I don’t give a damn about being saved cause I’ll keep existing till I’ll burn into the sun… It’s you who dug your own early grave”
Zoosafari
Hippopotamus can live up to 50 years. I wonder if the one of the zoo in Fasano I threw (as a child) a Kinder Brioss right in the throat while it was yawning is still alive
Taste of Art
Zen
“Come on, take it easy… Be Zen!”, “Zenocide”
Valentine’s Day
“Certain men only have balls to cum in yer mouth. Happy Valentine’s Day”
Cioè
“I sucked my boyfriend’s nipple. Am I pregnant?”
OkGummo
Beretta
“Wow! Whose the villa on that island?”, “It’s Beretta’s”, “The Salami Family?”, “Ehm, nope”
Reminder
Mistrust those who dissociate themselves from themselves
School day
Microfluidics
Merda!
Clowns quoting other clowns
Songs for whims
The Master and Margarita
“Hey miss, do you have The Master and Margarita by Bungalow?”
2022 property
“My name’s Anna Piera, whose boyfriend are you?” (Dear peers who, in 2022, start off by asking “whose girlfriend are you?”: what’s wrong with you?)
Conversations
“This morning, while biking, I saew a women sitting in front of the bank, shoving a thermometer up her doggy’s ass”, “My day started out fighting with Romanians in the junkyard of Bologna”
Consigli d’amore
“If he sleeps with a tit in his mouth, put your tit in his mouth!”
Spirito del Natale
“Goddammit!”
a.C. / d.C.
La philosophie dans le stade
“The stadium is another form of theater”
L’arca di No Eh!
“Animals aren’t allowed!”
’O melon
Have you ever wondered about the fact that if the title of the movie “Home Alone” wasn’t translated in Italian, for the Neapolitans it would go down in history as “The Watermelon”?
Mothers’ wisdom
“Life is like the stairs of a chicken coop: short and full of shit”
5 years
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
The Sapiosexuals
Papa Beaver’s U8 Storytime
“Papa Beaver tell us what you saw on the U8!”
Post-COVID side effects
“It will pass”
Alexander Fleming
“Do whatever you want, you’re a fully grown up, vaccinated… ah no”
Scema
Fool
L’ironia della sorte
The irony of fate is knowing precisely when someone will disappear
Sex in the sea
“I wonder if he’s still thinking about me”
Sicily 2021
“Excuse me! The trash is on fire! Can you please do something?”, “Mmh… We’ll see…”, “Shall we put it out ourself?”, “It wouldn’t make any difference”
Certi amori
Certain loves are like a recurring dream, whose familiar, reassuring, and beautiful places dissolve upon awakening, and you realize that nothing you’ve seen or experienced was true, except what you’ve felt
Eachcock
Possibilities
Über 21
Sailor Jupiter
“I’m the tallest therefore I’m Sailor Jupiter. You can be Sailor Mercury”, “I don’t wanna be Sailor Mercury, I’m Sailor Jupiter!”, “I’m Sailor Jupiter not Sailor Mars!”
Love minerals
Pezzo di merda
Piece of shit
Beyoncé
Abruzzo hairstyle
La mammar’ de li spirn (untranslatable)
Balls Whisperers
Bitches in Towel
Lost in translation
(“Keine Ahnung” means “no idea”)
Catcalling II
“Hey there beauty! I’d like to get my hands on your ass!”, “Why, don’t you have a cock?!”
Mother!
Catcalling
“Hey there beauty, you got an ass that speaks for itself!”, “And what did it tell you: asshole ?”
Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso
A movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre, starring Rocco Siffredi
The bright side of a pandemic
Gay farm
Brad Pitt on a Bad Trip
Perfect potatoes
“My secret for perfect roasted potatoes? Forgetting them in the oven!”
T9
“As Anna Piera would say: squirt”
Grillmeister
Vivo a Berlino IV
I live in Berlin. When I feel up to I do squats in the middle of the street.
“I do squats, and I’m proud of it!”
Fine line
The fine line between being a gentleman, and being a fool
Earthquake
“Go back to sleep my love, it’s just a mouse”
Ros Angeles
Pasquetta 2021
You Won’t Move III
Jabba the Hutt
You Won’t Move II
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Køvid bleibt
You Won’t Move
Lucì Antoniette
Gossip
OnlyCans II
Memoirs of Hadrian
“I’m still reading Memoirs of Hadrian” (check Urban Dictionary for “Kitammuort” English definition)
Piss compress
“It’s only chilblains. I’m treating it by applying piss compresses on them!”
OnlyCans
Female curator
Quasimodo Pony
LA sunset
“Omg what a sunset, what a light!”, “Anna Piera it’s just the fridge light”
1 January 2021
Veneno
Big Hand Theory
Persuasion
“Do you want another cocktail?”
Social Media Terrorist
“As they say in Abu Dhabi: ashbxjhascwiluc”
Random sketch
Hallo!
Madonna
Virgin Mary drools blood
E.T.
“Fuck me Elliott”
Spotify 2020 wrapped
Born to kill
Believe in yourself
People who never believed in you who tell you to believe in yourself
Breath, sigh
Bullet dodger
Helloweed
Art!
Life
Demonic Orgy
Andy the Agony Uncle
“Do it like the praying mantis does: first you fuck ‘em then you kill ‘em”
Postcard II
Ostsee
Elisabetta Fajer
What´s your favorite movie?
Date night
Ikea mirror
Postcard
Warning
“It is but a short step from a spritz to aids”
Le coeur Dieu chen
Red flags
Forever 34
Kahlúa & Cocaine
Lingerie
Death by edibles
You Won´t Fuck VI
“I´m not wearing any face mask”, “Can I see your lips?”
Jeans Eng
You Won´t Fuck V
You Won´t Fuck IV
Pandemia
The pandemic takes all the holidays away
Splinter
“Did you know that you’re more likely to get tetanus from a splinter than from a nail? Bye!”
Never meet your heroes
“Cristina D’Avena can you sing me a song??”, “No”
Lockdown thoughts
Why do I think I look prettier lately?
Is it because I get less stressed out by the people, or is it because I have no one to compare myself to anymore?
<3
You Won´t Fuck III
You Won´t Fuck II
“Hello there beauty, I´d like to know you…”
You Won´t Fuck
Coronavirus
Boccaccio
( o )
Voices
“I’ve just felt a rain drop”, “Yes, I’ve heard voices too…”
Berlin U-Bahn
Berlin tree
Rage Against The Canine
MoMA
Barbato/Smollin private collection
Display of affection
“These lips!”
Le Roi du Style
“Don’t make a fool of yourself”
What is love
Love is just a Stockholm Syndrome that never stopped dreaming
Nippola
