You Won’t Laugh – Anna Piera di Silvestre

a collection of degenerated thoughts, inside jokes, and epic moments.

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“Look, let me be the middle-aged woman I am”

Fast & Frightening

Wesht Coasht

Kaleidoscope

“Kaleidoscope” by Ray Bradbury, 1949

Casual billiard outfits

Pesci a fiotti sui trabocchi

Eros nei Tholos

Bragon

Con due fratelli sui Monti Gemelli

Giochi di mano al Guerriero di Capestrano

Vado di Corna

Moloko plus

La bi-curiosa con la Presentosa

Quote

Someone in Naples once said: “I’m so ahead of time that when I look behind me, I only see the future”

Welcome to Cockullo

AC/DC

Il vecchio libertino della Valle del Chiarino

Let's get kinky tra i Calanchi!

In reggicalze e frustino sul Sirente-Velino

Irresistibile voglia sull'Altopiano delle Cinque Miglia

Oppression

Grüße aus Berlin

Black Friday

Feminism

Just another day in a Berlin swimming pool

W la fregna di Roccascalegna

Mai più moscio a Rocca Calascio

Men

Men just wanna have their cake and eat it too

Berlin clubs' new fetish

Nursery

Bad news, good news

“Ma’am, we have a bad and a good news. The bad one is that your baby is wrapped around his neck… The good one is that it’s not the umbilical cord: it’s his penis!”

Tossi Kelly

Orgasmi a bizzeffe nelle Grotte di Stiffe

Viva

“Viva” by Anna Biller, 2007

Desiderio nascosto al Lago di Campotosto

Amore di gruppo tra i faggi del Ceppo

Cascate della Morricanal

Sunday morning

Parlamento italiano 2022

Italian Parliament 2022

Berlin the place to be

W Cliff Dr

(aka false, happy memories)

Adulterio tra le Gole del Sagittario

Compost

Wish I was compost

La Guerra Degli Antò

“It takes balls to move to Amsterdam, but it takes balls to stay in Montesilvano too”

Moon

Condom

Everywhere shield me

Pussy sul Tirino

Le ninfe piccanti delle Cento Fonti

Sesso violento nella Valle dell’Orfento

Incontro lascivo a Prati di Tivo

PTSD

La dominatrice di Roccamorice

Porno sul Corno

Magnotta 2.0

7UP

Italy is that country where random strangers have to disapprove your clothing, despite having to rush to the church to assist your collapsed grandma who lies on the floor, while their mass goes on…

“Cover yourself, you’re showing everything off”, “Actually, when the Lord made me, he made me naked”

Italy is that country where you go the the post office for a pension fund, but instead you end up having an unwanted therapy session with a random employee who insists on understanding the reasons why you don’t want kids

Italy is that country where a random, nosy nurse insists on understanding the reasons why you chose to study Art in Naples (instead of going to Macerata like her daughter)

Italy is that country where a random cashier feels entitled to maliciously wish you a “nice evening” if you buy Vaseline in broad daylight

Memories

Lou X

Perspectives

“After my Biology Bachelor’s Degree, I want to get a Master’s Degree abroad, and then try to get in the Forensic Sciences Department”, “Would killing myself with gas put my neighbors in danger?”

Quell’albergo a ore a Campo Imperatore

Orge senz’etica a Fonte Vetica

Le gole profonde del Salinello

Una porcella sulla Maiella

Corna sul Corno

RIP

Sweet talk

“Chill out, it means nothing”

Contraband bdsm

Fishnets

Locals only II

Wasps

Locals only

Benefit of the doubt

Benefit of the doubt my ass

Il Bucaliffo

Titanic

Amyl and the Schnitzels

Fiat Spider Rossa

(aka unhappy memories)

Cellulite Cream

First time

Basically, the first time is bad then only the first ones are the good ones

Tweezers

Love me like a reptile

Dreaming of sublimation

Smoke ring

Naked & Free

4:30 am

The toughest hour

Physics applied to the human condition

In every case in which no heat is exchanged, or when the heat exchanged is negligible, the future behaves exactly like the past

Ratiche

L’addor de li ratc’

Sex Suppliers

Berlin U-Bahn II

A pecora tra le pecore

The sequel of “Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso”. A movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre

Love

Staring

“A person who stares into your eyes for over 5 seconds, either wants to kill you or to fuck you”

Life on Earth

“I don’t give a damn about being saved cause I’ll keep existing till I’ll burn into the sun… It’s you who dug your own early grave”

Zoosafari

Hippopotamus can live up to 50 years. I wonder if the one of the zoo in Fasano I threw (as a child) a Kinder Brioss right in the throat while it was yawning is still alive

Taste of Art

Zen

“Come on, take it easy… Be Zen!”, “Zenocide”

Valentine’s Day

“Certain men only have balls to cum in yer mouth. Happy Valentine’s Day”

Cioè

“I sucked my boyfriend’s nipple. Am I pregnant?”

OkGummo

Beretta

“Wow! Whose the villa on that island?”, “It’s Beretta’s”, “The Salami Family?”, “Ehm, nope”

Reminder

Mistrust those who dissociate themselves from themselves

School day

Microfluidics

Merda!

Clowns quoting other clowns

Songs for whims

The Master and Margarita

“Hey miss, do you have The Master and Margarita by Bungalow?”

2022 property

“My name’s Anna Piera, whose boyfriend are you?” (Dear peers who, in 2022, start off by asking “whose girlfriend are you?”: what’s wrong with you?)

Conversations

“This morning, while biking, I saew a women sitting in front of the bank, shoving a thermometer up her doggy’s ass”, “My day started out fighting with Romanians in the junkyard of Bologna”

Consigli d’amore

“If he sleeps with a tit in his mouth, put your tit in his mouth!”

Spirito del Natale

“Goddammit!”

a.C. / d.C.

La philosophie dans le stade

“The stadium is another form of theater”

L’arca di No Eh!

“Animals aren’t allowed!”

’O melon

Have you ever wondered about the fact that if the title of the movie “Home Alone” wasn’t translated in Italian, for the Neapolitans it would go down in history as “The Watermelon”?

Mothers’ wisdom

“Life is like the stairs of a chicken coop: short and full of shit”

5 years

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

The Sapiosexuals

Papa Beaver’s U8 Storytime

“Papa Beaver tell us what you saw on the U8!”

Post-COVID side effects

“It will pass”

Alexander Fleming

“Do whatever you want, you’re a fully grown up, vaccinated… ah no”

Scema

Fool

L’ironia della sorte

The irony of fate is knowing precisely when someone will disappear

Sex in the sea

“I wonder if he’s still thinking about me”

Sicily 2021

“Excuse me! The trash is on fire! Can you please do something?”, “Mmh… We’ll see…”, “Shall we put it out ourself?”, “It wouldn’t make any difference”

Certi amori

Certain loves are like a recurring dream, whose familiar, reassuring, and beautiful places dissolve upon awakening, and you realize that nothing you’ve seen or experienced was true, except what you’ve felt

Eachcock

Possibilities

Über 21

Sailor Jupiter

“I’m the tallest therefore I’m Sailor Jupiter. You can be Sailor Mercury”, “I don’t wanna be Sailor Mercury, I’m Sailor Jupiter!”, “I’m Sailor Jupiter not Sailor Mars!”