You Won’t Laugh – Anna Piera di Silvestre

a collection of degenerated thoughts, inside jokes, and epic moments.

Tweezers

Love me like a reptile

Dreaming of sublimation

Smoke ring

Naked & Free

4:30 am

The toughest hour

Physics applied to the human condition

In every case in which no heat is exchanged, or when the heat exchanged is negligible, the future behaves exactly like the past.

Ratiche

L´addor de li ratc´

Sex Suppliers

Berlin U-Bahn II

A pecora tra le pecore

The sequel of “Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso”, a movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre

Love

Staring

“A person who stares into your eyes for over 5 seconds, either wants to kill you or to fuck you”

Life on Earth

“I don´t give a damn about being saved cause I´ll keep existing till I´ll burn into the sun… It´s you who dug your own early grave”

Zoosafari

Hippopotamus can live up to 50 years. I wonder if the one of the zoo in Fasano I threw (as a child) a Kinder Brioss right in the throat while it was yawning is still alive

Taste of Art

Zen

“Come on, take it easy… Be Zen!”, “Zenocide”

Valentine´s Day

“Certain men only have balls to cum in yer mouth. Happy Valentine´s Day”

Cioè

“I sucked my boyfriend´s nipple. Am I pregnant?”

OkGummo

Beretta

“Wow! Whose the villa on that island?”, “It´s Beretta´s”, “The Salami Family?”, “Ehm, nope”

Reminder

Mistrust those who dissociate themselves from themselves

School day

Microfluidics

Merda!

Clowns quoting other clowns

Songs for whims

The Master and Margarita

“Hey miss, do you have The Master and Margarita by Bungalow?”

2022 property

“My name´s Anna Piera, whose boyfriend are you?” (Dear peers who, in 2022, start off by asking “whose girlfriend are you?”: what´s wrong with you?)

Conversations

“This morning, while biking, I saew a women sitting in front of the bank, shoving a thermometer up her doggy´s ass”, “My day started out fighting with Romanians in the junkyard of Bologna”

Consigli d´amore

“If he sleeps with a tit in his mouth, put your tit in his mouth!”

Spirito del Natale

“Goddammit!”

a.C. / d.C.

La philosophie dans le stade

“The stadium is another form of theater”

L´arca di No Eh!

“Animals aren´t allowed!”

´O melon

Have you ever wondered about the fact that if the title of the movie “Home Alone” wasn´t translated in Italian, for the Neapolitans it would go down in history as “The Watermelon”?

Mothers´ wisdom

“Life is like the stairs of a chicken coop: short and full of shit”

5 years

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

The Sapiosexuals

Papa Beaver's U8 Storytime

“Papa Beaver tell us what you saw on the U8!”

Post-COVID side effects

“It will pass”

Alexander Fleming

“Do whatever you want, you´re a fully grown up, vaccinated… ah no”

Scema

Fool

L´ironia della sorte

The irony of fate is knowing precisely when someone will disappear

Sex in the sea

“I wonder if he´s still thinking about me”

Sicily 2021

“Excuse me! The trash is on fire! Can you please do something?”, “Mmh… We’ll see…”, “Shall we put it out ourself?”, “It wouldn’t make any difference”

Certi amori

Certain loves are like a recurring dream, whose familiar, reassuring, and beautiful places dissolve upon awakening, and you realize that nothing you´ve seen or experienced was true, except what you´ve felt

Eachcock

Possibilities

Über 21

Sailor Jupiter

“I´m the tallest therefore I´m Sailor Jupiter. You can be Sailor Mercury”, “I don´t wanna be Sailor Mercury, I´m Sailor Jupiter!”, “I´m Sailor Jupier not Sailor Mars!”

Love minerals

Pezzo di merda

Piece of shit

Beyoncé

Abruzzo hairstyle

La mammar´ de li spirn (untranslatable)

Balls Whisperers

Bitches in Towel

Lost in translation

(“Keine Ahnung” means “no idea”)

Catcalling II

“Hey there beauty! I´d like to get my hands on your ass!”, “Why, don´t you have a cock?!”

Mother!

Catcalling

“Hey there beauty, you got an ass that speaks for itself!”, “And what did it tell you: asshole ?”

Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso

A movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre, starring Rocco Siffredi

The bright side of a pandemic

Gay farm

Brad Pitt on a Bad Trip

Perfect potatoes

“My secret for perfect roasted potatoes? Forgetting them in the oven!”

T9

“As Anna Piera would say: squirt”

Grillmeister

Vivo a Berlino IV

I live in Berlin. When I feel up to I do squats in the middle of the street. “I do squats, and I´m proud of it!”

Fine line

The fine line between being a gentleman, and being a fool

Earthquake

“Go back to sleep my love, it´s just a mouse”

Ros Angeles

Pasquetta 2021

You Won´t Move III

Jabba the Hutt

You Won´t Move II

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Køvid bleibt

You Won´t Move

Lucì Antoniette

Gossip

OnlyCans II

Memoirs of Hadrian

“I´m still reading Memoirs of Hadrian” (check Urban Dictionary for “Kitammuort”´s English definition)

Piss compress

“It´s only chilblains. I´m treating it by applying piss compresses on them!”

OnlyCans

Female curator

Quasimodo Pony

LA sunset

“Omg what a sunset, what a light!”, “Anna Piera it´s just the fridge light”

1 January 2021

Veneno

Big Hand Theory

Persuasion

“Do you want another cocktail?”

Social Media Terrorist

“As they say in Abu Dhabi: ashbxjhascwiluc”

Random sketch

Hallo!

Madonna

Virgin Mary drools blood

E.T.

“Fuck me Elliott”

Spotify 2020 wrapped

Born to kill

Believe in yourself

People who never believed in you who tell you to believe in yourself

Breath, sigh

Bullet dodger

Helloweed

Art!

Life

Demonic Orgy

Andy the Agony Uncle

“Do it like the praying mantis does: first you fuck ‘em then you kill ‘em”

Postcard II

Ostsee

Elisabetta Fajer

What´s your favorite movie?

Date night

Ikea mirror

Postcard

Warning

“It is but a short step from a spritz to aids”

Le coeur Dieu chen

Red flags

Forever 34

Kahlúa & Cocaine

Lingerie

Death by edibles

You Won´t Fuck VI

“I´m not wearing any face mask”, “Can I see your lips?”

Jeans Eng

You Won´t Fuck V

You Won´t Fuck IV

Pandemia

The pandemic takes all the holidays away

Splinter

“Did you know that you’re more likely to get tetanus from a splinter than from a nail? Bye!”

Never meet your heroes

“Cristina D’Avena can you sing me a song??”, “No”

Lockdown thoughts

Why do I think I look prettier lately? Is it because I get less stressed out by the people, or is it because I have no one to compare myself to anymore?

<3

You Won´t Fuck III

You Won´t Fuck II

“Hello there beauty, I´d like to know you…”

You Won´t Fuck

Coronavirus

Boccaccio

( o )

Voices

“I’ve just felt a rain drop”, “Yes, I’ve heard voices too…”

Berlin U-Bahn

Berlin tree

Rage Against The Canine

MoMA

Barbato/Smollin private collection

Display of affection

“These lips!”

Le Roi du Style

“Don’t make a fool of yourself”

What is love

Love is just a Stockholm Syndrome that never stopped dreaming

Nippola

L´Albero Azzurro

High pussy eyes

Maestra Elisa

Elegance

“You´re grosser than shit”

Threatening letters

I know everything about you Anna Paola

Iqos

“Who´s smoking an Iqos?”

Sidecar

Massimo Pericolo II

A dick of a cold

Saittelle

(Sewer)

Give it to me

Pin-Up Mag

Pin-Up´s erotic advices: Half blowjobs. Free eyeliner!

La Pomponiera

Poison High

Massimo Pericolo

Beyond the Streets

The smoking angels

420

Guilty pleasure

Spit

Sepe

Kkade

Eiaculazione feroce

Family portrait

Miss Brauchen

Rain outfit

Happy birthday

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis

Antonio Mauriot

Vivo a Berlino III

I live in Berlin. When I feel up to, I hang from bars

Goosebumps

Detective

Subdolo

Berlin´s bouquet

Future tall people

Matchsticks

People of Instagram

Girls will be Girls

Skype call

“The cat just vomited… And now it’s taking a shit”

My Well-Endowed Pony

Milva the Stoner Dog

Italian anal beads

Lords of Chais

Sailor Sola

(Sailor Lonely)

Ragazzina

“Hey little girl”

Potato's Watchmen

Elisa reader of the weed leaves

Jelly Belly

RIP Luke

Packaging tape

“Don´t buy any packaging tape, we got plenty”

Friends

“Stop talking about me, I can hear you!”, “What do you want?!”, “What the fuck do you want?”, “Who the fuck is even considering you!”

Mother of clots

Arm Penis Man

Evergreen

Fountain of Wisdom

Girls hangout

“Weed? Speed?”, “We want cocks!”

Kiss me

La Stuzzicacazzi

(The Cock Teaser)

Sturm und Drang of Love

Andy the Hornytologist

Self-haircut

“Do you like my bang? I cut it myself!”

Word

“Sofia, since when people who don´t read can make fun of those who read?”

Supermarket´s customer service

“The coops!”

Psychologists

“Excuse me but didn´t we have an appointment today?”, “That´s what that scribble on my agenda was!”

Turn me off

“I´ve been at the pharmacy…”

La Parruschettiera

Culwatching

Boogie Nights

“Long hair, anal sex. Short hair, blowjobs”

LA squirrels

Where is Willy?

Stoners II

“Tell him we are ready to get out”

It´s a gift!

Pasqua problems III

1996. Diana gave birth to her puppies today. However, today isn´t May 9th. Today´s Easter.

Mom on Sykpe

“It´s been such a long time since the last time I´ve held you this way”

Modesty

“I think that Ottavio´s always been in love with you”, “I wouldn´t be surprised about it…”

B&B towels

Kids´towels in Andy´s B&B

Gummo

Bulky boobs

For a handful of mochi

Drandy

Death by Photoshop

Brava Giovanna

“Well done, Giovanna… Well done”

Simona

“Simona you´re fake!”

M.L.M.

Baby

Illuminated Alcoholic Scientists

White Wine & Mango

Suitors

Chop

Zingara

“That´s so hilarious!”

Greetings from Vietnam

Wrong way

It´s ok to be gay

Medüse Kebap

Skunk

Virility

“I´M SO FUCKING VIRIL!!”

Cum fog

Hot father

Birthday presents

“Hey Gianni, what would you get uncle Simone for his birthday?”, “Another crutch”

Good buy!

Krankenhaus

“Doctor…”

Bad taste

“That´s not true! A bad taste doesn´t necessary make a woman a whore!”, “Indeed. She´s a whore with bad taste”

K

Christmas letter

Sometimes I´m aggressive, but I´m cool!

Please to meet you

“Please to meet you, my name´s Elisa… And I´m leaving!”

Bruises

“I got legs all over my bruises”

Modern Love

Handjob at the playground?

Happy camping

Awakenings

“He´s gone”

Women´s Day

Pizza Ormoni: Morning-after pill and Würstel

Berlin´s bathrooms

“Could you hold the door for me while I pee?”

LA streets

“Wow! Here the streets are written in Chinese too!”

No thanks

“I could marry you and get you pregnant if you want”, “No thanks”

Berlin fashion

Deal

“I´ll give €10 if you dance on the table”, “Also naked if you want”

Sognai

What´s your job?

“Auntie, what´s your job?”, “I work in a gallery Gianni”, “No way! How long does it take you to dig them?” (“gallery” means both “gallery” and “tunnel” in Italian)

Pride of Stupidity

“Uncle Simone you´re the pride of… STUPIDITY!

Ambitions

“So you really like cinema, uh? Tell me, what would you like to be a movie director when you grow up?, “Mmh no”, “An actor?”, “No”, “Would you like to own a cinema?”, “No… I wanna sell popcorns”

Arguments

“I´m really mad at you! What do you have inside that head?”, “The skull!”

Tweezers

Tweezers

Love me like a reptile

Love me like a reptile

Dreaming of sublimation

Sublimation

Smoke ring

Smoke ring

Naked & Free

Naked & Free

4:30 am

4:30 am

Physics applied to the human condition

Physics applied to the human condition

Ratiche

Ratiche

Sex Suppliers

Sex Suppliers

Berlin U-Bahn II

Berlin U-Bahn II

A pecora tra le pecore

A pecora tra le pecore

Love

Love

Staring

Staring

Life on Earth

Life on Earth

Zoosafari

Zoosafari

Taste of Art

Taste of Art

Zen

Zen

Valentine´s Day

Valentine´s Day

Cioè

Cioè

OkGummo

Dating App

Beretta

Beretta

Reminder

Reminder

School day

School day

Microfluidics

Microfluidics

Merda!

Merda!

Clowns quoting other clowns

Clowns quoting other clowns

Songs for whims

Songs for whims

The Master and Margarita

The Master and Margarita

2022 property

2022 property

Conversations

Conversations

Consigli d´amore

Consigli d´amore

Spirito del Natale

Spirito del Natale

a.C. / d.C.

a.C. / d.C.

La philosophie dans le stade

La philosophie dans le stade

L´arca di No Eh!

L´arca di No Eh!

´O melon

´O melon

Mothers´ wisdom

Mothers´ wisdom

5 years

5 years

The Sapiosexuals

The Sapiosexuals

Papa Beaver's U8 Storytime

Papa Beaver’s U8 Storytime